What (thankfully) didn't happen in LOTR - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Blue Elf · 01-31-2003, 04:05 PM

Oh, I actually tried to write a parody with Aragorn singing "Can't Wait to be King" from the Lion King.

Imagine: Instead of Saruman with his fancy, multi colored cloak.....Saruman in a rainbow bathrobe!!

Oh, about the lumberjack one...some people watch too much Monty Python. As if I should be talking...

(at the council)
Elrond: Who shall take the Ring?
(silence)
Elrond: Um, Frodo?
Frodo: Why don't YOU take it?
Elrond: Uh, um...

Sauron: (busy looking all scary when he suddenly shrieks) OWW!! I GOT A #@*&% BUG IN MY EYE!!

Oh k, those weren't very good...

01-31-2003, 04:05 PM	#1
Blue Elf Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Gollum's cave Posts: 124	Oh, I actually tried to write a parody with Aragorn singing "Can't Wait to be King" from the Lion King. Imagine: Instead of Saruman with his fancy, multi colored cloak.....Saruman in a rainbow bathrobe!! Oh, about the lumberjack one...some people watch too much Monty Python. As if I should be talking... (at the council) Elrond: Who shall take the Ring? (silence) Elrond: Um, Frodo? Frodo: Why don't YOU take it? Elrond: Uh, um... Sauron: (busy looking all scary when he suddenly shrieks) OWW!! I GOT A #@*&% BUG IN MY EYE!! Oh k, those weren't very good... __________________ ...and when I conquer the world, you can be in charge of my ray gun!