Legolas and Gimili stand looking at Aragorn, they have stopped traveling for the night to set up camp and eat.
Aragorn: What'll you have?
Gimili: What are your specials?
Aragorn: Well we've got eggs, bacon and cram - sausage, eggs, bacon and cram - cram, sausage, eggs and cram - cram, cram, cram, leeks, cram, cram, and cram - cram, cram, eggs, and cram - cram, cram, cram, sausage, cram, and cram - or a nice steak tartar with pate and some white wine on the side.
Legolas: But I don't like Cram.
Aragorn: Well there's sausage, bacon, eggs, and cram, that hasn't got much cram in it.
Legolas: But I don't want any cram.
Gimili: Why don't you get the cram, sausage, eggs, and cram.
Legolas: BUT I DON'T LIKE CRAM.
Gimili: Calm down. I'll have your cram, I love it. Right?
Legolas nods his head.
Gimili: so that's cram, sausage, eggs and cram for him, and I'll have the cram, cram, cram, leeks, cram, cram, and cram.
Aragorn: We're all out of leeks.
Gimili: Well can you sub cram for the leeks?
Aragorn: you mean you want cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, and cram?
Gimili: that's right!! Let's eat!!
Yeah, Monty Python. Gotta love the Python.
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Those cretins, though darn, dirty cretins. They've served me SPAM when I quite clearly said CRAM.
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