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Skippy the Nazgul · 12-10-2002, 02:30 PM

Legolas and Gimili stand looking at Aragorn, they have stopped traveling for the night to set up camp and eat.

Aragorn: What'll you have?

Gimili: What are your specials?

Aragorn: Well we've got eggs, bacon and cram - sausage, eggs, bacon and cram - cram, sausage, eggs and cram - cram, cram, cram, leeks, cram, cram, and cram - cram, cram, eggs, and cram - cram, cram, cram, sausage, cram, and cram - or a nice steak tartar with pate and some white wine on the side.
Legolas: But I don't like Cram.

Aragorn: Well there's sausage, bacon, eggs, and cram, that hasn't got much cram in it.

Legolas: But I don't want any cram.

Gimili: Why don't you get the cram, sausage, eggs, and cram.

Legolas: BUT I DON'T LIKE CRAM.

Gimili: Calm down. I'll have your cram, I love it. Right?

Legolas nods his head.

Gimili: so that's cram, sausage, eggs and cram for him, and I'll have the cram, cram, cram, leeks, cram, cram, and cram.

Aragorn: We're all out of leeks.

Gimili: Well can you sub cram for the leeks?

Aragorn: you mean you want cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, and cram?

Gimili: that's right!! Let's eat!!

Yeah, Monty Python. Gotta love the Python.

12-10-2002, 02:30 PM	#11
Skippy the Nazgul Pile O'Bones Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Who wants ta know? Posts: 22	Legolas and Gimili stand looking at Aragorn, they have stopped traveling for the night to set up camp and eat. Aragorn: What'll you have? Gimili: What are your specials? Aragorn: Well we've got eggs, bacon and cram - sausage, eggs, bacon and cram - cram, sausage, eggs and cram - cram, cram, cram, leeks, cram, cram, and cram - cram, cram, eggs, and cram - cram, cram, cram, sausage, cram, and cram - or a nice steak tartar with pate and some white wine on the side. Legolas: But I don't like Cram. Aragorn: Well there's sausage, bacon, eggs, and cram, that hasn't got much cram in it. Legolas: But I don't want any cram. Gimili: Why don't you get the cram, sausage, eggs, and cram. Legolas: BUT I DON'T LIKE CRAM. Gimili: Calm down. I'll have your cram, I love it. Right? Legolas nods his head. Gimili: so that's cram, sausage, eggs and cram for him, and I'll have the cram, cram, cram, leeks, cram, cram, and cram. Aragorn: We're all out of leeks. Gimili: Well can you sub cram for the leeks? Aragorn: you mean you want cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, and cram? Gimili: that's right!! Let's eat!! Yeah, Monty Python. Gotta love the Python. __________________ Those cretins, though darn, dirty cretins. They've served me SPAM when I quite clearly said CRAM.