Ok, I'll give it a try.
They are all on the bridge in Moria and Gandalf is hanging off the edge.
Gandalf: I can't fly you fools
Aragorn: You'r supposed to fall
Gandalf: WHAT???
Aragorn: Thats what JRRT and PJ want.
Gandalf: I don't give--
*Gandalf jumps up and starts walking out of the mountain with the fellowship. Aragorn shrugs*
Head ork at gate pops out
Ork: Ok I gotta know who the leader is before I let you pass.
Gandalf and Aragorn: I am!
Aragorn: Now wait a second Gandalf Greyham Just because you sissied out dosn't meen your still leading us, It is MY turn!!!!
Gandalf: NO
Aragorn: Yes
Gandalf: No
*Aragorn picks gandalf up throws him off bridge and runs back*
Aragorn: I am
Ork: Now I don't like you very much, peple who kill there friends aren't my type.
*Ork kills Aragorn*
Ork: OK now whos the leader?
*everyone starts shouting*
Frodo: I will lead the fellowship, though I know not the way!
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