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Aragorn_The_King · 12-13-2002, 02:22 PM

Ok, I'll give it a try.
They are all on the bridge in Moria and Gandalf is hanging off the edge.

Gandalf: I can't fly you fools
Aragorn: You'r supposed to fall
Gandalf: WHAT???
Aragorn: Thats what JRRT and PJ want.
Gandalf: I don't give--
*Gandalf jumps up and starts walking out of the mountain with the fellowship. Aragorn shrugs*
Head ork at gate pops out
Ork: Ok I gotta know who the leader is before I let you pass.
Gandalf and Aragorn: I am!
Aragorn: Now wait a second Gandalf Greyham Just because you sissied out dosn't meen your still leading us, It is MY turn!!!!
Gandalf: NO
Aragorn: Yes
Gandalf: No
*Aragorn picks gandalf up throws him off bridge and runs back*
Aragorn: I am
Ork: Now I don't like you very much, peple who kill there friends aren't my type.
*Ork kills Aragorn*
Ork: OK now whos the leader?
*everyone starts shouting*
Frodo: I will lead the fellowship, though I know not the way!

12-13-2002, 02:22 PM	#1
Aragorn_The_King Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Inside the LOTR book Posts: 34	Ok, I'll give it a try. They are all on the bridge in Moria and Gandalf is hanging off the edge. Gandalf: I can't fly you fools Aragorn: You'r supposed to fall Gandalf: WHAT??? Aragorn: Thats what JRRT and PJ want. Gandalf: I don't give-- Gandalf jumps up and starts walking out of the mountain with the fellowship. Aragorn shrugs Head ork at gate pops out Ork: Ok I gotta know who the leader is before I let you pass. Gandalf and Aragorn: I am! Aragorn: Now wait a second Gandalf Greyham Just because you sissied out dosn't meen your still leading us, It is MY turn!!!! Gandalf: NO Aragorn: Yes Gandalf: No Aragorn picks gandalf up throws him off bridge and runs back Aragorn: I am Ork: Now I don't like you very much, peple who kill there friends aren't my type. Ork kills Aragorn Ork: OK now whos the leader? everyone starts shouting Frodo: I will lead the fellowship, though I know not the way! __________________ If you study into a field, there are worlds of information waiting to be found.