[Diamond18]

I'm sorry if it's rude to keep posting replies in my own thread, but I've got so many of these LT episodes imprinted on my mind I cannot help myself.

Ringwraith: "Be vewy quiet; I'm hunting hobbits...Hobbit tracks! Kill the hobbit, kill the hobbit, kill the hobbit!"

Frodo (in aside to self): "*gulp* Kill the hobbit?"

RW dances around the hobbit tracks, waving his sword: "Yo-ho-to-ho! Yo-ho-to-ho! Yo-ho-to-ho! Yo-ho—!"

Frodo approaches from behind: "O Mighty Witch-King of Great Fighting Stock; might I inquire to ask, eh, what's up doc?"

RW: "I'm going to kill the hobbit!"

Frodo: "Oh Mighty Witch-king 'twill be quite a task, how will you do it, might I inquire to ask?"

RW: I will do it with my morgul blade and magic hoodwink!"

Frodo: "Your morgul blade and magic hoodwink?"

RW: "Yes, morgul blade! And I will give you a sample!"

He stabs Frodo.

RW: "What have I done? I've killed the hobbit! Poor wittle halfling! Poor wittle hobbit!" sobs

Frodo: "Well, what did you expect in an opera? A happy ending?"