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Diamond18 · 10-05-2002, 05:13 PM

I'm sorry if it's rude to keep posting replies in my own thread, but I've got so many of these LT episodes imprinted on my mind I cannot help myself.

Ringwraith: "Be vewy quiet; I'm hunting hobbits...Hobbit tracks! Kill the hobbit, kill the hobbit, kill the hobbit!"

Frodo (in aside to self): "*gulp* Kill the hobbit?"

RW dances around the hobbit tracks, waving his sword: "Yo-ho-to-ho! Yo-ho-to-ho! Yo-ho-to-ho! Yo-ho—!"

Frodo approaches from behind: "O Mighty Witch-King of Great Fighting Stock; might I inquire to ask, eh, what's up doc?"

RW: "I'm going to kill the hobbit!"

Frodo: "Oh Mighty Witch-king 'twill be quite a task, how will you do it, might I inquire to ask?"

RW: I will do it with my morgul blade and magic hoodwink!"

Frodo: "Your morgul blade and magic hoodwink?"

RW: "Yes, morgul blade! And I will give you a sample!"

He stabs Frodo.

RW: "What have I done? I've killed the hobbit! Poor wittle halfling! Poor wittle hobbit!" sobs

Frodo: "Well, what did you expect in an opera? A happy ending?"

10-05-2002, 05:13 PM	#1
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	I'm sorry if it's rude to keep posting replies in my own thread, but I've got so many of these LT episodes imprinted on my mind I cannot help myself. Ringwraith: "Be vewy quiet; I'm hunting hobbits...Hobbit tracks! Kill the hobbit, kill the hobbit, kill the hobbit!" Frodo (in aside to self): "gulp Kill the hobbit?" RW dances around the hobbit tracks, waving his sword: "Yo-ho-to-ho! Yo-ho-to-ho! Yo-ho-to-ho! Yo-ho—!" Frodo approaches from behind: "O Mighty Witch-King of Great Fighting Stock; might I inquire to ask, eh, what's up doc?" RW: "I'm going to kill the hobbit!" Frodo: "Oh Mighty Witch-king 'twill be quite a task, how will you do it, might I inquire to ask?" RW: I will do it with my morgul blade and magic hoodwink!" Frodo: "Your morgul blade and magic hoodwink?" RW: "Yes, morgul blade! And I will give you a sample!" He stabs Frodo. RW: "What have I done? I've killed the hobbit! Poor wittle halfling! Poor wittle hobbit!" sobs Frodo: "Well, what did you expect in an opera? A happy ending?" __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.