Legolas - Legolas, my hair is better than your any day!! (note: my hair is really short for a girl, dark brown, and generally greasy)
Gandalf - lay off the break dancing
Elrond - (right in the middle of the council) Geez, you're a grumpo!!
Aragorn - Silly Aragorn, girls, especially Arwen, don't like the rugged look anymore.
Winged Nazgul - Oh you're sooo cute!! may I have you for a pet?
Frodo - (right after he has destroyed the Ring) Frodo, I hate to tell you, but that was the wrong Ring...you have to restart your quest
Gollum - That Baggins, do you know what he wants to do with the Ring? He wants to make all the fish in the world dissapear!!
Okay, not that great, but I tried...
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...and when I conquer the world, you can be in charge of my ray gun!
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