Things you should never say to LOTR characters - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Blue Elf · 01-21-2003, 12:51 AM

Legolas - Legolas, my hair is better than your any day!! (note: my hair is really short for a girl, dark brown, and generally greasy)

Gandalf - lay off the break dancing

Elrond - (right in the middle of the council) Geez, you're a grumpo!!

Aragorn - Silly Aragorn, girls, especially Arwen, don't like the rugged look anymore.

Winged Nazgul - Oh you're sooo cute!! may I have you for a pet?

Frodo - (right after he has destroyed the Ring) Frodo, I hate to tell you, but that was the wrong Ring...you have to restart your quest

Gollum - That Baggins, do you know what he wants to do with the Ring? He wants to make all the fish in the world dissapear!!

Okay, not that great, but I tried...

01-21-2003, 12:51 AM	#11
Blue Elf Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Gollum's cave Posts: 124	Legolas - Legolas, my hair is better than your any day!! (note: my hair is really short for a girl, dark brown, and generally greasy) Gandalf - lay off the break dancing Elrond - (right in the middle of the council) Geez, you're a grumpo!! Aragorn - Silly Aragorn, girls, especially Arwen, don't like the rugged look anymore. Winged Nazgul - Oh you're sooo cute!! may I have you for a pet? Frodo - (right after he has destroyed the Ring) Frodo, I hate to tell you, but that was the wrong Ring...you have to restart your quest Gollum - That Baggins, do you know what he wants to do with the Ring? He wants to make all the fish in the world dissapear!! Okay, not that great, but I tried... __________________ ...and when I conquer the world, you can be in charge of my ray gun!