Great work, guys! I'm laughing my head off here.
Wanted: A sturdy, durable pony for a quest that will determine the fate of all.
Requirements: Must be extremely tolerant, for a pudgy hobbit man will lovingly clutch your neck and weep into your mane on a daily basis. Must not be a picky eater, for you will only have ransid elf chow to eat.
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Beware that the only things you will see for months will be the rear ends of squat hobbits and burly men. [not a pretty sight] Also, beware of rejection. The men have a tendency to throw you back to the wolves once they reach safe mines.)
Please send applications to:
Bill the Disgruntled and Annoyed Pony
The Middle of Lost Peril
Middle Earth