Arda Employment Agency - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

DarkRose · 12-20-2002, 12:33 PM

Great work, guys! I'm laughing my head off here.

Wanted: A sturdy, durable pony for a quest that will determine the fate of all.

Requirements: Must be extremely tolerant, for a pudgy hobbit man will lovingly clutch your neck and weep into your mane on a daily basis. Must not be a picky eater, for you will only have ransid elf chow to eat.

(Beware that the only things you will see for months will be the rear ends of squat hobbits and burly men. [not a pretty sight] Also, beware of rejection. The men have a tendency to throw you back to the wolves once they reach safe mines.)

Please send applications to:

Bill the Disgruntled and Annoyed Pony
The Middle of Lost Peril
Middle Earth

12-20-2002, 12:33 PM	#28
DarkRose Wight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Sauron's Garden Posts: 157	Great work, guys! I'm laughing my head off here. Wanted: A sturdy, durable pony for a quest that will determine the fate of all. Requirements: Must be extremely tolerant, for a pudgy hobbit man will lovingly clutch your neck and weep into your mane on a daily basis. Must not be a picky eater, for you will only have ransid elf chow to eat. (Beware that the only things you will see for months will be the rear ends of squat hobbits and burly men. [not a pretty sight] Also, beware of rejection. The men have a tendency to throw you back to the wolves once they reach safe mines.) Please send applications to: Bill the Disgruntled and Annoyed Pony The Middle of Lost Peril Middle Earth __________________ "All rivers go to the sea, yet never does the sea become full."