"To Die Or Not To Die"
Denethor lights the pyre and leaps onto it. He misses and lands on the floor.
Denethor: oof...
*Tries again, same thing happens*
Denethor: okay, third time lucky...
*Same thing happens*
Gandalf (leaning against the door): just face it, dude. You suck at suicide! *cannonballs onto the pyre* Wheeee...
Denethor growls and leaves the room.
Uruk-Hai attack Minas Tirith, launching various explosives into the city*
Denethor: whaaa... *boom*
An explosive lands on top of Denethor.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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