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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
Posts: 2,049
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"To Die Or Not To Die"
Denethor lights the pyre and leaps onto it. He misses and lands on the floor. Denethor: oof... *Tries again, same thing happens* Denethor: okay, third time lucky... *Same thing happens* Gandalf (leaning against the door): just face it, dude. You suck at suicide! *cannonballs onto the pyre* Wheeee... Denethor growls and leaves the room. Uruk-Hai attack Minas Tirith, launching various explosives into the city* Denethor: whaaa... *boom* An explosive lands on top of Denethor.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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