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Earendil Halfelven · 05-29-2003, 07:20 PM

Here's some that I came up with while reading the others. Sorry if they've already been done, but I haven't read all of them yet to find out.

FOTR
*Nazgul bends down to stab Frodo in the shoulder at Weathertop. He accidentaly misses and stabs Frodo in the neck. Frodo dies*
Nazgul-"Hey! This knife is real." *looks at Frodo* "woops"
PJ-Awww, man. GET THE EXTRA!

Nazgul: "Give us the halfling, she elf."
Arwen: *looks down at Frodo, looks back at the black riders and shrugs* "Ok"

Gandalf: "There is only one lord of the ring. And he does not share power" *He turns and jumps off the edge of Orthanc but there is no Gwaihir the eagle* "AHHHHHHHHHHH..."
*Saruman looks over the edge, cautiously. PJ comes over and joins him*
Saruman: "Bet you $10 it takes him 3 minutes to hit the ground"
PJ-"Deal" *he checks his watch*

05-29-2003, 07:20 PM	#343
Earendil Halfelven Wight Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: the dark recesses of the mind Posts: 223	Here's some that I came up with while reading the others. Sorry if they've already been done, but I haven't read all of them yet to find out. FOTR Nazgul bends down to stab Frodo in the shoulder at Weathertop. He accidentaly misses and stabs Frodo in the neck. Frodo dies Nazgul-"Hey! This knife is real." looks at Frodo "woops" PJ-Awww, man. GET THE EXTRA! Nazgul: "Give us the halfling, she elf." Arwen: looks down at Frodo, looks back at the black riders and shrugs "Ok" Gandalf: "There is only one lord of the ring. And he does not share power" He turns and jumps off the edge of Orthanc but there is no Gwaihir the eagle "AHHHHHHHHHHH..." Saruman looks over the edge, cautiously. PJ comes over and joins him Saruman: "Bet you $10 it takes him 3 minutes to hit the ground" PJ-"Deal" he checks his watch __________________ In nomini domine saboath sui filique ite ad infernos.