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Wight
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: the dark recesses of the mind
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Here's some that I came up with while reading the others. Sorry if they've already been done, but I haven't read all of them yet to find out.
FOTR *Nazgul bends down to stab Frodo in the shoulder at Weathertop. He accidentaly misses and stabs Frodo in the neck. Frodo dies* Nazgul-"Hey! This knife is real." *looks at Frodo* "woops" PJ-Awww, man. GET THE EXTRA! Nazgul: "Give us the halfling, she elf." Arwen: *looks down at Frodo, looks back at the black riders and shrugs* "Ok" Gandalf: "There is only one lord of the ring. And he does not share power" *He turns and jumps off the edge of Orthanc but there is no Gwaihir the eagle* "AHHHHHHHHHHH..." *Saruman looks over the edge, cautiously. PJ comes over and joins him* Saruman: "Bet you $10 it takes him 3 minutes to hit the ground" PJ-"Deal" *he checks his watch*
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