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Old 05-29-2003, 07:20 PM   #1
Earendil Halfelven
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Here's some that I came up with while reading the others. Sorry if they've already been done, but I haven't read all of them yet to find out.

FOTR
*Nazgul bends down to stab Frodo in the shoulder at Weathertop. He accidentaly misses and stabs Frodo in the neck. Frodo dies*
Nazgul-"Hey! This knife is real." *looks at Frodo* "woops"
PJ-Awww, man. GET THE EXTRA!

Nazgul: "Give us the halfling, she elf."
Arwen: *looks down at Frodo, looks back at the black riders and shrugs* "Ok"

Gandalf: "There is only one lord of the ring. And he does not share power" *He turns and jumps off the edge of Orthanc but there is no Gwaihir the eagle* "AHHHHHHHHHHH..."
*Saruman looks over the edge, cautiously. PJ comes over and joins him*
Saruman: "Bet you $10 it takes him 3 minutes to hit the ground"
PJ-"Deal" *he checks his watch*
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