This 1st one is inspired by a Lord of the Onion Rings T-shirt I saw:
Gandalf: There is only one Lord of the Onion Rings. Only one who fries them to his will. And he does not share flour!
The 2nd one is based on a part that was only in the FotR book:
(Tom Bombadil (that's my daddy) & the hobbits on the Barrow Downs)
Sam: What about our clothes, Mr. Frodo? We cant wear these rags.
Tom: Clothes are but a minor loss. Be joyful! Cast off these cold rags! Run NAKED in the gras while goes a-huntin'.
*they do as told*
*Tom comes back & sees the yucky nude hobbits*
Tom: AAAAARGH!!!!!!
*Tom & the ponies run, leaving the hobbits to walk naked to Bree*
Gatekeeper: Whadda you want?
Frodo: We've come to stay at the inn. Our business is our own.
Gatekeeper: Alright, young sir... blah, blah, blah... *oopens gate, sees nude hobbits* AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!! *faints* [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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"YOU!"
"Indeed."
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