Movie Bloopers! - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Lily Bombadil · 06-01-2003, 05:58 PM

This 1st one is inspired by a Lord of the Onion Rings T-shirt I saw:

Gandalf: There is only one Lord of the Onion Rings. Only one who fries them to his will. And he does not share flour!

The 2nd one is based on a part that was only in the FotR book:

(Tom Bombadil (that's my daddy) & the hobbits on the Barrow Downs)
Sam: What about our clothes, Mr. Frodo? We cant wear these rags.
Tom: Clothes are but a minor loss. Be joyful! Cast off these cold rags! Run NAKED in the gras while goes a-huntin'.
*they do as told*
*Tom comes back & sees the yucky nude hobbits*
Tom: AAAAARGH!!!!!!
*Tom & the ponies run, leaving the hobbits to walk naked to Bree*
Gatekeeper: Whadda you want?
Frodo: We've come to stay at the inn. Our business is our own.
Gatekeeper: Alright, young sir... blah, blah, blah... *oopens gate, sees nude hobbits* AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!! *faints* [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

06-01-2003, 05:58 PM	#1
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	This 1st one is inspired by a Lord of the Onion Rings T-shirt I saw: Gandalf: There is only one Lord of the Onion Rings. Only one who fries them to his will. And he does not share flour! The 2nd one is based on a part that was only in the FotR book: (Tom Bombadil (that's my daddy) & the hobbits on the Barrow Downs) Sam: What about our clothes, Mr. Frodo? We cant wear these rags. Tom: Clothes are but a minor loss. Be joyful! Cast off these cold rags! Run NAKED in the gras while goes a-huntin'. they do as told Tom comes back & sees the yucky nude hobbits Tom: AAAAARGH!!!!!! Tom & the ponies run, leaving the hobbits to walk naked to Bree Gatekeeper: Whadda you want? Frodo: We've come to stay at the inn. Our business is our own. Gatekeeper: Alright, young sir... blah, blah, blah... oopens gate, sees nude hobbits AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!! faints [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."