[MLD-Grounds-Keeper-Willie]

Well...HAHAHAHA....it's a field day for me!<P>1. Frodo- I am really getting sick of his annoying whimpy whiny voice. His acting has gotten worse I'd say. It's repetetive, drab, and whiny. It's also so empty.<P>2. Sam- His stupid voice is getting to me too. It's so fake. You can tell it's not his voice. And it just get to me that he's what, 30 years old or something? And he has a child and a wife too, well...he just doesn't make out to be a 'teenage' hobbit, to me. And all that hope stuff and 'I made a promise mister Frodo...', it's just so corny, especially coming from him. It's so stupid it sometimes makes me laugh, and when I do, I'm also angry too, at his performance. Imagine how that feels.<P>3. Aragorn- Sometimes this guy seems so corny too. So fake.<P>4. Gandalf- Honestly, I think he looks like a homeless guy in the movie. I could just see LotR centered around him, and it starts out as him (the crazy lunatice drugged out bum) waking up out of the dumpster and walking around in ME, but actually he's just a crazy guy making no sense walking down the street in downtown SF....wow, got a little carried away there. But he looks like he hasn't taken a shower in 45 years.<P>5. Legolas- Yes, I also hate the random things he says tht seem to come out of the blue, well...er...actually the red, in one case. I also hate how he's the 'all-star-stunt-acrobat' in the movie. Skating down the stairs on a sheild?!?!?! I'd be laughing my you know what off if they had him fall flat on his face. And when he says that random serious stuff, it almost looks like he's smiling.<P>6. ARWEN- OMFG....if I had to pick one character in the book that annoyed me the most (and infuriated), it would be Liv Tyler. I hate her voice. It's so fake, corny, deep?, raspy, and just annoying. Also, all the time she got that she didn't deserve. And the stuff they changed to fit her in.<P>7. Galadriel- I just can't stand Cate Blanchet or whatever her name is. I don't know what it is, I just don't like her. She acts like she's so hot and beautiful. No she's not! They should have picked someone else. Oh yeah, she can't act for dog poop.<P>8. Gimli- Just his whole comedian thing. Talk about beating a dead horse. I should ask Rimbaud where he got that thing from in the thread 'one word'. I think it's beating a dead horse.<P>10. Haldir- He just shouldn't have showed up at Helms Deep. When he showed up andwhen he died I was like, 'oh my god...what the hell was PJ smoking? (Hobbit pipe weed?)'<P>11. Elrond- He just sucks at acting as Elrond.<P>There is some of this stuff that is PJ's fault, and the script writers (Fran Walsh? I think).