[Imladris]

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two questions were posed in auntie’s fright
Frontal Lobe and Tolkien faced each other
And sought but lost each other.
A barrow-wight heard the noise
And came to investigate the question poised.
He took me from home and hearth to Barrow- Downs,
Put a sword ‘cross my neck and in Darkness drowned.
If you don’t believe this tale is true,
Ask the aunt -- she grieves o’er me too.
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The worms go in the worms go out,
The worms read Tolkien on your snout!

The above is a spoof off the popular children's rhyme that begins "One bright day in the middle of night, two dead boys got up to fight...etc" The second should be fairly obvious.