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Imladris · 03-29-2004, 06:40 PM

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two questions were posed in auntie’s fright
Frontal Lobe and Tolkien faced each other
And sought but lost each other.
A barrow-wight heard the noise
And came to investigate the question poised.
He took me from home and hearth to Barrow- Downs,
Put a sword ‘cross my neck and in Darkness drowned.
If you don’t believe this tale is true,
Ask the aunt -- she grieves o’er me too.
~~~~~~~
The worms go in the worms go out,
The worms read Tolkien on your snout!

The above is a spoof off the popular children's rhyme that begins "One bright day in the middle of night, two dead boys got up to fight...etc" The second should be fairly obvious.

03-29-2004, 06:40 PM	#6
Imladris Tears of the Phoenix Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Putting dimes in the jukebox baby. Posts: 1,453	One bright day in the middle of the night, Two questions were posed in auntie’s fright Frontal Lobe and Tolkien faced each other And sought but lost each other. A barrow-wight heard the noise And came to investigate the question poised. He took me from home and hearth to Barrow- Downs, Put a sword ‘cross my neck and in Darkness drowned. If you don’t believe this tale is true, Ask the aunt -- she grieves o’er me too. ~~~~~~~ The worms go in the worms go out, The worms read Tolkien on your snout! The above is a spoof off the popular children's rhyme that begins "One bright day in the middle of night, two dead boys got up to fight...etc" The second should be fairly obvious. __________________ I'm sorry it wasn't a unicorn. It would have been nice to have unicorns. I'm your huckleberry. Last edited by Imladris; 03-29-2004 at 06:53 PM.