Arwen: Dad, reforge the sword!
Elrond: NEVERRRR!!!!!!!!
Arwen: Pleeeeeeasssse!!!!!!!
Elrond: Oh, alright.
<Elrond presents Anduril unto Aragorn. Aragorn wields it and rips a hole in the tent>
Theoden(from off screen): That's coming out of your salary, Mr!
Aragorn: You don't pay me!
Theoden: Oh, right... SO?
At Denny's Pyre, Gandalf and Pippin burst in to see Denny, Faramir, attendants,
and an 18th century Redcoat
Pippin: Who...? What...?
Denny: Oh, hey, Pippin. Hey, Gandalf. This is my new burning buddy Duncan.
Duncan: I am?
Denny: Isn't he neat? *dreamy voice* He's wearing red like a flaming balrog... We're all gonna burn together.
Duncan: We are? Crap, I can't go through that...again.
Pippin: *Looks from Duncan to Faramir & rolls his eyes* Oh, great. Double duty...
<That last one was terrible. Please pardon it.>
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"YOU!"
"Indeed."
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