Movie Bloopers, Part 3 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Lily Bombadil · 04-14-2004, 07:06 PM

Arwen: Dad, reforge the sword!
Elrond: NEVERRRR!!!!!!!!
Arwen: Pleeeeeeasssse!!!!!!!
Elrond: Oh, alright.

<Elrond presents Anduril unto Aragorn. Aragorn wields it and rips a hole in the tent>

Theoden(from off screen): That's coming out of your salary, Mr!
Aragorn: You don't pay me!
Theoden: Oh, right... SO?

At Denny's Pyre, Gandalf and Pippin burst in to see Denny, Faramir, attendants,
and an 18th century Redcoat

Pippin: Who...? What...?

Denny: Oh, hey, Pippin. Hey, Gandalf. This is my new burning buddy Duncan.

Duncan: I am?

Denny: Isn't he neat? *dreamy voice* He's wearing red like a flaming balrog... We're all gonna burn together.

Duncan: We are? Crap, I can't go through that...again.

Pippin: *Looks from Duncan to Faramir & rolls his eyes* Oh, great. Double duty...

<That last one was terrible. Please pardon it.>

Maeggaladiel · 04-15-2004, 12:01 PM

In Minas Tirith, soldiers are putting up WANTED posters of Smokey the Bear.

IN the "flashback" scene where Boromir and Faramir embrace, Denethor can be seen running around in the background, laughing insanely and being consumed by flames.

BOROMIR- Uh oh. It's YOUR turn to extinguish daddy.
FARAMIR- Nuh uh! I did it last time!
B- Well I'm the favorite, so I say it's YOUR TURN!
F- Make me!
B- I will!
*Meanwhile the fire is burning holes in Denethor*
F- You and what army, Bugle boy?
B- Me and THIS army, Non-Favorite Boy!
*the entire gondorian army pops up behind him*
F- I'll just... go then...
*by now, Denthor has been reduced to a laughing pile of ash*
F &B- Whups...

FLASHBACK ENDS
Denethor- Ah, those were the days.

FORMING OF THE FELLOWSHIP
Aragorn- You have my sword.
Leggo- And my bow.
Gimli- And my axe!
Boromir- And my pocket lint!

HELM'S DEEP
Aragorn- they have come to destroy the race of men!
Legolas- Soooo.... why do I care? I'm an elf.
Gimli- And I'm a dwarf.
Eowyn- Um, I'm a woman.
Elf army- We're risking our immortality because...?
*Women, children, and non-humans all leave*
Theoden- Nice one.
Aragorn- Just shut up.

Not funny, I know. Oh well.
MAEG

Lily Bombadil · 04-15-2004, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Theoden- Nice one.
Aragorn- Just shut up.

Oh! I love it! Here's one from the extended FotR

<Sam is cooking chicken during the wood-elf scene. He adds a spice>

Sam: BAM!
Frodo: *looks down from the tree* Hey, Sam, 'kick it up a notch.'

Theodens battle speech

Theoden: Okay, so we all know that we're pretty much outnumbered...
Rohirrim: Yeah, yeah... *nods and mutters of agreement*
Theoden: Sooooo......DEATH!!!!!!!!
Rohirrim: DEATH!!!!!!!
Eowyn & Merry: DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!
Random Rohirrim: Yeah! We're all gonna die!
<Everyone gives him THE STARE>
R.R: What?
Theoden: Just...charge...
<Rohirrim charge>

Eowyn: Stay close to me. I'll look after you.
Merry: As if! You dropped me on the way over here!

Everdawn · 04-16-2004, 02:44 AM

Aragorn: You have my sword
Legolas: And my bow
Gimli: And my axe
Me: *uneasy look* and, uh.. My subway voucher!
Frodo: Who are you
Me: Lets just say, no lets not. *dissappears in a cloud of purple smoke*

Nimrothiel · 04-16-2004, 12:33 PM

*You know what I think when Gimli comes into Frodo's bedroom?

..Oh NO, Gimli wants a hug too!!O O;;;*

Rofl!

I have a little blooper for that:

*Gimli enters the room*

Frodo: "Gimli!"

Gimli: "Dwarf pile!!"

Merry, Pippin, and Frodo: "Nooooo!!!!"

Maeggaladiel · 04-16-2004, 12:43 PM

Every time I see FOTR and they pass the great statues on the river Anduin while going to Amon Hen (yes, sadly, I have no idea what the statues are called.), I can't help seeing the statues suddenly sing...

Statues- STOP! In the naaaaame of looooooove!

That's what they look like!

Feared Half-Elf · 04-16-2004, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Me: *uneasy look* and, uh.. My subway voucher!

Teehee.

In answer to that:

Legolas: *Coughs in the smoke and turns to Aragorn* What's a subway? And whats a voucher?
Aragorn: Beats me.
Gimli: Stupid people. A voucher is a type of millipede...

04-14-2004, 07:06 PM	#1
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	Arwen: Dad, reforge the sword! Elrond: NEVERRRR!!!!!!!! Arwen: Pleeeeeeasssse!!!!!!! Elrond: Oh, alright. <Elrond presents Anduril unto Aragorn. Aragorn wields it and rips a hole in the tent> Theoden(from off screen): That's coming out of your salary, Mr! Aragorn: You don't pay me! Theoden: Oh, right... SO? At Denny's Pyre, Gandalf and Pippin burst in to see Denny, Faramir, attendants, and an 18th century Redcoat Pippin: Who...? What...? Denny: Oh, hey, Pippin. Hey, Gandalf. This is my new burning buddy Duncan. Duncan: I am? Denny: Isn't he neat? dreamy voice He's wearing red like a flaming balrog... We're all gonna burn together. Duncan: We are? Crap, I can't go through that...again. Pippin: Looks from Duncan to Faramir & rolls his eyes Oh, great. Double duty... <That last one was terrible. Please pardon it.> __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."

04-15-2004, 12:01 PM	#2
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	In Minas Tirith, soldiers are putting up WANTED posters of Smokey the Bear. IN the "flashback" scene where Boromir and Faramir embrace, Denethor can be seen running around in the background, laughing insanely and being consumed by flames. BOROMIR- Uh oh. It's YOUR turn to extinguish daddy. FARAMIR- Nuh uh! I did it last time! B- Well I'm the favorite, so I say it's YOUR TURN! F- Make me! B- I will! Meanwhile the fire is burning holes in Denethor F- You and what army, Bugle boy? B- Me and THIS army, Non-Favorite Boy! the entire gondorian army pops up behind him F- I'll just... go then... by now, Denthor has been reduced to a laughing pile of ash F &B- Whups... FLASHBACK ENDS Denethor- Ah, those were the days. FORMING OF THE FELLOWSHIP Aragorn- You have my sword. Leggo- And my bow. Gimli- And my axe! Boromir- And my pocket lint! HELM'S DEEP Aragorn- they have come to destroy the race of men! Legolas- Soooo.... why do I care? I'm an elf. Gimli- And I'm a dwarf. Eowyn- Um, I'm a woman. Elf army- We're risking our immortality because...? Women, children, and non-humans all leave Theoden- Nice one. Aragorn- Just shut up. Not funny, I know. Oh well. MAEG __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman. Last edited by Maeggaladiel; 04-15-2004 at 12:15 PM.

04-16-2004, 02:44 AM	#4
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	Aragorn: You have my sword Legolas: And my bow Gimli: And my axe Me: uneasy look and, uh.. My subway voucher! Frodo: Who are you Me: Lets just say, no lets not. dissappears in a cloud of purple smoke __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

04-16-2004, 12:33 PM	#5
Nimrothiel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Imladris Posts: 288	You know what I think when Gimli comes into Frodo's bedroom? ..Oh NO, Gimli wants a hug too!!O O;;; Rofl! I have a little blooper for that: Gimli enters the room Frodo: "Gimli!" Gimli: "Dwarf pile!!" Merry, Pippin, and Frodo: "Nooooo!!!!" __________________ "Walrus?! Will you quit makin' up imaginary animals?!!" ~ Sarge; Red vs. Blue

04-16-2004, 12:43 PM	#6
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Stop! In the naaaaame of loooove! Every time I see FOTR and they pass the great statues on the river Anduin while going to Amon Hen (yes, sadly, I have no idea what the statues are called.), I can't help seeing the statues suddenly sing... Statues- STOP! In the naaaaame of looooooove! That's what they look like! __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.