Nice. Here's another Python:
Quote:
Aragorn: If you don't stop, I'll kill you!
Lurtz: The black night *cough* I mean Lurtz knees before no man!
Aragorn: Fine *cuts Lurtz's arm off* Now stand aside!
Lurtz: It's just a scratch
Aragorn: Why you! *Stabs Lurtz in the stomach*
Lurtz: I am invincible!
Aragorn: You're a loony! *cuts off Lurtz's head*
Lurtz: It's just a flesh wound!
Aragorn: Just a flesh wound! You've got no bloody head!
Lurtz: Yes I have!
Aragorn: Well, I'm going to go look for Merry and Pippin now. So, see ya!
*Aragorn leaves*
Lurtz: Come back here! I'll bite your nose off! You pansie!
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'
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