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Sauron:
"The only thing i want for Christmas, is the whole of Middle Earth, if not, I'd settle for a nice new pair of boxers, the ones i am currently in give me a mega wedgie and are really making me a grumpy guy!!!"
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'A thinking tyrant, it seemed to Vetinari, had a much harder job than a ruler raised to power by some idiot system like democracy. At least HE could tell the people he was THEIR fault.'
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