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06-30-2004, 02:30 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: The Encircling Sea, deciding which ship to ruin next...could be yours.
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Sauron:
"The only thing i want for Christmas, is the whole of Middle Earth, if not, I'd settle for a nice new pair of boxers, the ones i am currently in give me a mega wedgie and are really making me a grumpy guy!!!"
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06-30-2004, 10:14 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 92
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Sauron: Santa, I want some Visine. My eye is really getting dry! Or how about an eyelid so I can blink? I'll settle for total domination of Middle Earth as well. Pleeeeeaaaase can I have domintion of earth? I wan' it, I wan' it, I wan' it!
Arwen: Dear Santa, I want my necklace back. |
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06-30-2004, 10:40 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Where young people go to retire
Posts: 709
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Santa's Elves!?
An Orc: Yo Santa dude!
I've always wanted one of those...um whatyamacallit things, oh yeah a brain!! Gollum: I'd like my preciousss back from those nasssty hobbitses. I promise I won't be naughty! No I don't! Yessss I do! No I don't....
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06-30-2004, 06:31 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 131
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Sauron: Dear Santa,
Since I don`t have any... All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth! Grima Wormtongue: Dear Santa, I want a girl-friend for Christmas! Legolas: Dear Santa, I want brush, and some shampoo, and some eye-shadow, and some lipstick, and a lolipop, and a pony! Gimli: Dear Santa, I want some scissors and some conditioner. Oh! and one hair from your head! Strider: Dear Santa, All I want is soap for Christmas. |
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07-07-2004, 12:15 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: The Yellow Submarine....sandwich
Posts: 207
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Sam: Santa, I want you to bring that Mountain of Fire right here! So I can throw the Ring in! And so I can throw Mister Frodo in! He always steals the glory! He gets the riches! I get the shears! And i want a pony! A rocket ship! And domination of Middle Earth! I want to be Supreme Gardening Overlord of Middle Earth!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cough cough* and a box of dirt (which im going to throw away, so ha ha Santa!).
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Это - российская вещь, Вы не поняли бы. Вы - пончик желе! Я оказался снова. Частное сообщение меня, если Вы понимаете. Last edited by Nirvana II; 07-07-2004 at 12:36 PM. |
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07-07-2004, 01:32 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In my mind. What? Why are you looking at me like that?
Posts: 84
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I have some ideas, although they might not be exactly funny.
 Legolas: Can I have nice hair forever? That'd be nice. And some more arrows, my quiver is empty. I gotta go shoot some more orc....
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07-07-2004, 07:05 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: The Yellow Submarine....sandwich
Posts: 207
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Gollum: Can I have some more hair Santa, I'm finding it hard to get dates. Oooh and maybe a sonicare toothbrush. And the George Foreman Grill! The fat just drips right off!
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Это - российская вещь, Вы не поняли бы. Вы - пончик желе! Я оказался снова. Частное сообщение меня, если Вы понимаете. |
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10-23-2004, 12:06 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
Posts: 1,403
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Hmm... well, if i was santa, i would give legolas a Hedwig and the angry inch dvd or vhs. Or i would just turn him into Hedwig. If he wants to look good that bad. I would give strider Dove soap. I don't know why, that stuff just makes anyone smell good. Wormtongue's request would take awhile.(Seriously! i'm not a dial-for-a-date or, lowered expectations!  ) Ah. To Be santa...
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