Any American: War? Hate it! Give me fluffy bunnies any day!
Any English man: We love America!
Barrow Wight: Right, this is getting far too silly.
Bombadil: Giving up Tolkien. Me and the boys have decided to get together and form a band.
This smoking guy

: I'm giving up cigars! And movin' on to cigarettes! Oh yea! 50 a day baby!