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Hookbill the Goomba · 08-16-2004, 11:46 AM

Here goes nothing;

Sam: Mr.Frodo, I have a confession to make.

Frodo: What is it?

Sam: well, you know how we're on Mt.Doom?

Frodo: Yes...

Sam: and you know how we're going to destroy the ring of power here?

Frodo: Yes...

Sam: you see, That's not the ring we left with.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

Sam: Well sir, beggin your pardon, but I sold it to this orc for some magic seeds, he said they'd grow so tall that Sauron would run away and never come back.

Frodo: and you believed him?

Sam: Not anymore sir, the seeds turned out to be rabbit droppings... So what do we do now?

There is nothing else for it...

Sorry, I couldn’t think of a better way to end it. But I'd just finished watching Monty Python’s: The meaning of Life.

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Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Here goes nothing; Sam: Mr.Frodo, I have a confession to make. Frodo: What is it? Sam: well, you know how we're on Mt.Doom? Frodo: Yes... Sam: and you know how we're going to destroy the ring of power here? Frodo: Yes... Sam: you see, That's not the ring we left with. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? Sam: Well sir, beggin your pardon, but I sold it to this orc for some magic seeds, he said they'd grow so tall that Sauron would run away and never come back. Frodo: and you believed him? Sam: Not anymore sir, the seeds turned out to be rabbit droppings... So what do we do now? There is nothing else for it... Sorry, I couldn’t think of a better way to end it. But I'd just finished watching Monty Python’s: The meaning of Life. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 08-16-2004 at 11:50 AM.