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Hookbill the Goomba · 08-19-2004, 06:06 AM

The opening song; (sung by all downers)

We're Wights of the Round Table.
We dance whenever able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With rotting corpses and lots of beans
We dine well here in Cardolan.
With Firefoot and the saucepan-man.

[dancing by Firefoot and saucepan-man ]

We're Wights of the Round Table.
Our shows are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Cardolan
We sing from the diaphragm when we can.

[tap-dancing by The Barrow Wight]

In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests
we sequin vests
and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life on the Downs.

We live under the mounds

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I couldn't think of a better one to replace "I have to push the pram a lot!" Sorry.

08-19-2004, 06:06 AM	#708
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The Wights of the round Table The opening song; (sung by all downers) We're Wights of the Round Table. We dance whenever able. We do routines and chorus scenes With rotting corpses and lots of beans We dine well here in Cardolan. With Firefoot and the saucepan-man. [dancing by Firefoot and saucepan-man ] We're Wights of the Round Table. Our shows are formidable, But many times we're given rhymes That are quite unsingable. We're opera mad in Cardolan We sing from the diaphragm when we can. [tap-dancing by The Barrow Wight] In war we're tough and able, Quite indefatigable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable. It's a busy life on the Downs. We live under the mounds ************************ I couldn't think of a better one to replace "I have to push the pram a lot!" Sorry. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 08-19-2004 at 07:26 AM.