[Hookbill the Goomba]

Here's yet another Python inspired sing song;

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The Meaning of Wight. To the tune of "The Meaning of life" from "Monty python and the meaning of Life."

Barrow Wight: Morning!
Saucepan man: Morning.
Barrow Wight: What's new?
Saucepan man: Not much.
Fire foot: Morning!
BW & SpM: Morning!
SpM: Wight was just asking, "what's new?"
Fire foot: Nothing.
BW: Here look, Underhill's being eaten!
SpM & Ff: Is 'e?
Bw: Makes you think doesn’t it!
SpM: Yea,
BW: I mean, what’s it all about?
Ff: Beats me.

(Song begins)

Why are we here, what's Silm all about?
Are Elves really real, or is there some doubt?
Well tonight, we're going to sort it all out
For tonight it's the Meaning of Wight.
What's the point of all this hoax?
Is it the Dragon and the egg time,
Are we just yolks?
Or perhaps we're just one of Melko's jokes.
Well ça c'est the Meaning of Wight.

Is death just a game where we read the forum rules,
While we're searching for something to say,
Or are we just simply spiralling coils,
Of self-replicating DNA?
on this site, what is our fate?
Is there Mirth and Quiz rooms? Do we always debate?
Do Balrogs have wings or is it too late?
Well tonight here's the Meaning of Wight.

For millions this site is a glad vale of death,
Sitting round with nothing to post,
While scientists say we're just spiralling coils,
Of self-replicating DNA
So just why, why are we here?
And just what, what, what, what do we fear?
Well çe soir, for a change, it will all be made clear,
For this is the Meaning of Wight!
-c'est la sens de la Wight,
This is the Meaning of Wight.
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