The Palantir is on the grass!
In honour of the Pink Floyd, here is a song about Saruman's rapid determination after getting hold of the palantir.
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The Dark side of the Rhún, (to the tune of Brain damage from the Dark side of the Moon)
The Palantir is on the grass!
The palantir is on the grass!
Remembering games,
And daisy chains
And laughs.
Got to keep the wizards on the path.
The Palantir is in my hall
The palantir is in my hall
It holds my folded paper to the floor,
And every day, the paper boy brings more.
And if the Dam breaks open,
many years too soon.
And if there is no Room up on the hill.
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too.
I’ll See you on the Dark side of the Rhún!
The Palantir is in my Head!
The palantir is in my head!
You made the change,
You raised the blade
You re arranged me till I’m insane.
Ents locked the door
And threw away the key
Theres someone in my head, its not me.
And If the clouds burst its,
Thunder in your ear!
You shout and no one seems to hear
And If the band your in starts playing different tunes
I’ll see you on the dark side of the Rhún!
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