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Originally Posted by Lalwendė
Grrr, I've risen to that particular bait...
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Excellent! Then I shall continue ...
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Faramir and Eowyn are sitting at the front of a cart on their way to visit Merry and Pippin in the Shire. Faramir is holding the reigns and Eowyn is holding the map. The kids are in the back, fighting.*
Faramir: There's the sign to Archet again. Didn't we pass that half an hour ago?
Eowyn: I don't think so. Um, take the next right.
Elboron: Are we there yet?
Faramir and Eowyn: For the fiftieth time, NO!
Faramir: Look, are you sure you know where we are?
Eowyn: Yes, right here, next to the bubbly thing.
Faramir: *Looks at map* That's Chetwood ... Doh! You're holding it upside down.
Eowyn: It's easier to read that way. Hey, why don't you ask this Hobbit the way?
Faramir: I am
not asking for directions!
Elboron: Are we there yet?
etc
*Saucepan gazes at the non-plussed stares of those around him*
Er ... this is the Mirth forum ... right?