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Another Monty Python!
*eomer rides to see Theodred on the ground with arrows in him*
Eomer: "oh no! we must avenge theodreds death!"
Theodred: actually i'm not quite dead, i guess Orc arrows are really slave arrows, you get what you paid for
Eomer: ohh... well fear not oh mortally-wounded Theodred! stay here while i slay every orc in rohan!
Theodred actually i'm quite okay i think i can go with you
Eomer: no! stay down! it'll be good for my...ummm...
Theodred: Idium?
Eomer: yes idium! thank you good prince, now rest here till i return, actually i probaly have more to say so i'll just do my buisness first then come back okay
Theodred: uhh okay...
*eomer walks into bushes, but then some orcs run up and take theodred and tie him up in a tree, then the three hunters coem by, take the two orcs and tie them up in side by side trees and then run away*
Eomer: ah sweet freedom...theodred?! what are you doing in that tree!
Theodred: funny story really...
Eomer: if your going to die up there then so shall i! *pulls out sword and stabs himself, but the sword snaps in half
Theodred: ...
Orcs: ...
Strongbad: ...
Orc(1): well you know what they say... always look on the bright side of life!
*everybody breaks into a song number while Theodred struggles to free himself after realizing blood is dripping down his head*
rather off-course but still defective weapon(s) none the less
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