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Gil-Galad · 09-29-2004, 08:50 PM

Another Monty Python!

*eomer rides to see Theodred on the ground with arrows in him*

Eomer: "oh no! we must avenge theodreds death!"

Theodred: actually i'm not quite dead, i guess Orc arrows are really slave arrows, you get what you paid for

Eomer: ohh... well fear not oh mortally-wounded Theodred! stay here while i slay every orc in rohan!

Theodred actually i'm quite okay i think i can go with you

Eomer: no! stay down! it'll be good for my...ummm...

Theodred: Idium?

Eomer: yes idium! thank you good prince, now rest here till i return, actually i probaly have more to say so i'll just do my buisness first then come back okay

Theodred: uhh okay...

*eomer walks into bushes, but then some orcs run up and take theodred and tie him up in a tree, then the three hunters coem by, take the two orcs and tie them up in side by side trees and then run away*

Eomer: ah sweet freedom...theodred?! what are you doing in that tree!

Theodred: funny story really...

Eomer: if your going to die up there then so shall i! *pulls out sword and stabs himself, but the sword snaps in half

Theodred: ...

Orcs: ...

Strongbad: ...

Orc(1): well you know what they say... always look on the bright side of life!

*everybody breaks into a song number while Theodred struggles to free himself after realizing blood is dripping down his head*

rather off-course but still defective weapon(s) none the less

09-29-2004, 08:50 PM	#33
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Another Monty Python! eomer rides to see Theodred on the ground with arrows in him Eomer: "oh no! we must avenge theodreds death!" Theodred: actually i'm not quite dead, i guess Orc arrows are really slave arrows, you get what you paid for Eomer: ohh... well fear not oh mortally-wounded Theodred! stay here while i slay every orc in rohan! Theodred actually i'm quite okay i think i can go with you Eomer: no! stay down! it'll be good for my...ummm... Theodred: Idium? Eomer: yes idium! thank you good prince, now rest here till i return, actually i probaly have more to say so i'll just do my buisness first then come back okay Theodred: uhh okay... eomer walks into bushes, but then some orcs run up and take theodred and tie him up in a tree, then the three hunters coem by, take the two orcs and tie them up in side by side trees and then run away Eomer: ah sweet freedom...theodred?! what are you doing in that tree! Theodred: funny story really... Eomer: if your going to die up there then so shall i! pulls out sword and stabs himself, but the sword snaps in half Theodred: ... Orcs: ... Strongbad: ... Orc(1): well you know what they say... always look on the bright side of life! everybody breaks into a song number while Theodred struggles to free himself after realizing blood is dripping down his head* rather off-course but still defective weapon(s) none the less __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.