*sigh. If only I could get that ring!
Then why don`t we take it from that half-pint? We`re stronger than he is!
Are you insane?! Sam would kill us if we tried anything!
Gah! You`re right.
What am I saying?! It could have been mine! It should be mine!
Hello Frodo!
Hello Boromir. Did you want something?
Yes, actually. I wanted to ask a favor of you.
Let me guess! You want me to "lend" you the Ring, so you can go skipping off to please daddy! Sorry Borrums! It`s not happening!
Darest you mock me?! How darest you!
Dude, lay off the fake Old-English. It`s
so not you.
*snarle snarle snort grrrrr! I
will get the Ring, and it
will please daddy! Come here!
Ahhhh! I`m sorry, Boromir! I didn`t mean it! But you`re still not going to get the Ring!
*runs, trips
*Ring lands in mouth
*gulp
Uh oh!
I just swallowed the Ring!
(losing it)
Wee! Swallowed the Ring! Hee hee ha ha ha ha!