
*sigh. If only I could get that ring!

Then why don`t we take it from that half-pint? We`re stronger than he is!

Are you insane?! Sam would kill us if we tried anything!

Gah! You`re right.

What am I saying?! It could have been mine! It should be mine!

Hello Frodo!

Hello Boromir. Did you want something?

Yes, actually. I wanted to ask a favor of you.

Let me guess! You want me to "lend" you the Ring, so you can go skipping off to please daddy! Sorry Borrums! It`s not happening!

Darest you mock me?! How darest you!

Dude, lay off the fake Old-English. It`s
so not you.

*snarle snarle snort grrrrr! I
will get the Ring, and it
will please daddy! Come here!

Ahhhh! I`m sorry, Boromir! I didn`t mean it! But you`re still not going to get the Ring!
*runs, trips

*Ring lands in mouth

*gulp

Uh oh!

I just swallowed the Ring!

(losing it)
Wee! Swallowed the Ring! Hee hee ha ha ha ha!