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Nimrodel_9 · 11-10-2004, 07:16 PM

*sigh. If only I could get that ring!

Then why don`t we take it from that half-pint? We`re stronger than he is!

Are you insane?! Sam would kill us if we tried anything!

Gah! You`re right.

What am I saying?! It could have been mine! It should be mine!

Hello Frodo!

Hello Boromir. Did you want something?

Yes, actually. I wanted to ask a favor of you.

Let me guess! You want me to "lend" you the Ring, so you can go skipping off to please daddy! Sorry Borrums! It`s not happening!

Darest you mock me?! How darest you!

Dude, lay off the fake Old-English. It`s so not you.

*snarle snarle snort grrrrr! I will get the Ring, and it will please daddy! Come here!

Ahhhh! I`m sorry, Boromir! I didn`t mean it! But you`re still not going to get the Ring!
*runs, trips

*Ring lands in mouth

*gulp

Uh oh!

I just swallowed the Ring!

(losing it)
Wee! Swallowed the Ring! Hee hee ha ha ha ha!

THE Ka · 11-12-2004, 01:35 AM

Aut Oh....

Poor frodo! Hope no gets the idea of using a fillet knife on him

...

THE Ka · 11-12-2004, 02:38 AM

I really don't know where this one is going... hope you enjoy anyway.

hm hmm hm... *Saruman putters around with trinkets

KNOCK KNOCK...

[IMG]http://www.midnightpark.com/swordsource/LOTR/Original%20Files/UC1385%20Saruman.jpg[IMG]

gahh! "Who is it?!" *walks up to balcony

Hmpt. hello, i came to ask about the job oppotunities posted eariler.

Well, can you obey every order? Socialize with me? Love to talk about money? Are you sadistic? And can you cut the Shrubbery?

i can do the last one... also hair.

Saruman: Excellent! you're my new gardener! and guess what? my right handed... i mean scissor handed man. Work begins now. off with you!

ten minutes later...

Who's the new guy?

my new scissor handed man! Edward. Your fired. Besides, you're singing is horrible. You really need lessons.

Sniff sniff. "Issss it, reaaaallly ttthhat baddd?" how could you? You're such a mean master! i hate you! i hate you! I'm going to my room and never coming out again! that's how much i hate you!

Saruman: What a baby... Hmm. Wonder what that Eddie's up to...

Mean while in what is left of saruman's private garden...

awww. finished.
Saruman: Hmm hmm... whoa! what the?

Totally man! That's like the whole i'm-not-eco-friendly-but-love-some-shrubbery-in-the-back-for-now kind of look! awsome!

**** Later that day****

Ed: What are you doing on the floor? Were you crying? Why?!

Grima: Shutup! Go away! I hate you both!

Eddie: geezz. want a hair cut? Looks like you really need one!

************************************************** ***************
yeah. i know. verry,very stupid. you can through trinkets at me now.
~Ka~

Sapphire_Flame · 11-12-2004, 10:45 AM

We accomplished our mission, Father. We attacked the Carnies and killed their great beast. None survived to carry word of their fate to the enemy.

That's good, son! I'm proud of you.

Really?

No! Psych!

*sigh* Anyway, that same day the weird stuff started happening. We found two creatures hiding near the site of our ambush. Anborn thought they were squirrels, but when we dragged them out and shook 'em off a little they turned out to be halflings.

Gandalf's Eyebrows: [LEAP]

Halflings? Are you sure?

Yes, we used our Field Guide to Fanciful Creatures... and they met 8 out of the 10 criteria. Apparently they don't give you a pot of gold if you catch them. But I always thought that sounded fake anyway.

...

*snackle* These are so fun. Oh, and if anyone knows of a fangirl/nazgirl picture, please let me know.

Abedithon le,

~ Saphy ~

Morgul Queen · 11-12-2004, 06:43 PM

*sighs and jumps bandwagon*

Odd Narrator: The companions (that's what we're calling them now, right? Oh, it's so confusing! Well, it's the companions meaning Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Gandalf - oh and three horses, Shadowfax, Hasufel, and Arod. Whew . . .) rode on through sunset. Gandalf drove them so hard even Aragorn was stiff and weary when they finally rested

Whew! Even I am stiff and weary!

They all slept except for Gandalf-

Hey!

What now?

But I'm an elf, elves aren't supposed to need sleep, I certainly didn't before, wasn't there something about resting my mind in the strange paths of elvish dreams even as I walk open-eyed in the light of this world?

No, no, it says right here: "Legolas slept with Gimli-

WHAT?!!!

-beside him." Chill out, dude.

Let me see that script- hang on a sec-

HEY, that's not what it says, you just put that in there on purpose to make a joke!

Yeah, so? It's a parody, what did you expect, continuity? Pshaw. AS I WAS SAYING,

Aren't we in this scene too?

Will the characters PLEASE stop TALKING to the NARRATOR??!! I can't get anything done with you people!

And horses!

And talkative inanimate objects!

Theyhaltedforafewhours andthenrodeonswiftly underthecoldmoon thatwaswaxing andsinkinginthe cloudywest! Grrrrrr . . .

Oddwen · 11-12-2004, 11:05 PM

Ah, I see that you are also a fan of www.emotioneric.com! May the Force the with you!

-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-

Gaaaa-aaa-aandalf, I need your help. I want to win Eowyn, but she hates me! Is there a potion or something that you could brew up?

You fool! I did not pass through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm. I make fireworks, not potions!

Ooh, a magic firework. It sounds delightful! A dark night, cozied up out in a field somewhere...

Stop! Stop! Enough, my brain! I will make you this firework, but you have to pay me well. And invite me to your wedding.
But don't serve cake with coconut frosting. I hate coconut.

Not even a little bit of coconut? Oh, fine. It's a deal. But you have to sit in the back, and no wizardy tricks!

And so Gandalf worked and worked on his firework. And after many trials and errors, the finished product was at last at hand.

Oh yes Mithrandir baby, you are a genius. Now for it!

That's it? It doesn't look very impressive.

Oh, don't worry. It will be very effective.

BOOOOOM!!

What was that noise? Did the stables explode again?

Oh Eowyn darling, where shall we go on our honeymoon?

Honeymoon? That's a good one! Haha! I'm going to be laughing at that all day...

Ohhh, can we go to Valinor, shmookums?

Grima turned around very slowly...

???
AIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-

Haha. Hem. I shall bid you all a very fond goodnight.

Morgul Queen · 11-12-2004, 11:48 PM

EmotionEric.com is awesome...and his emotions were perfect for this!

11-10-2004, 07:16 PM	#1
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	hyper hyper sigh. If only I could get that ring! Then why don`t we take it from that half-pint? We`re stronger than he is! Are you insane?! Sam would kill us if we tried anything! Gah! You`re right. What am I saying?! It could have been mine! It should be mine! Hello Frodo! Hello Boromir. Did you want something? Yes, actually. I wanted to ask a favor of you. Let me guess! You want me to "lend" you the Ring, so you can go skipping off to please daddy! Sorry Borrums! It`s not happening! Darest you mock me?! How darest you! Dude, lay off the fake Old-English. It`s so not you. snarle snarle snort grrrrr! I will get the Ring, and it will please daddy! Come here! Ahhhh! I`m sorry, Boromir! I didn`t mean it! But you`re still not going to get the Ring! runs, trips Ring lands in mouth gulp Uh oh! I just swallowed the Ring! (losing it) Wee! Swallowed the Ring! Hee hee ha ha ha ha! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.* Last edited by Nimrodel_9; 11-11-2004 at 06:15 PM.

11-12-2004, 01:35 AM	#2
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Here fishy fishy... Aut Oh.... Poor frodo! Hope no gets the idea of using a fillet knife on him ... __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

11-12-2004, 02:38 AM	#3
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Another one! I really don't know where this one is going... hope you enjoy anyway. hm hmm hm... Saruman putters around with trinkets KNOCK KNOCK... [IMG]http://www.midnightpark.com/swordsource/LOTR/Original%20Files/UC1385%20Saruman.jpg[IMG] gahh! "Who is it?!" walks up to balcony Hmpt. hello, i came to ask about the job oppotunities posted eariler. Well, can you obey every order? Socialize with me? Love to talk about money? Are you sadistic? And can you cut the Shrubbery? i can do the last one... also hair. Saruman: Excellent! you're my new gardener! and guess what? my right handed... i mean scissor handed man. Work begins now. off with you! ten minutes later... Who's the new guy? my new scissor handed man! Edward. Your fired. Besides, you're singing is horrible. You really need lessons. Sniff sniff. "Issss it, reaaaallly ttthhat baddd?" how could you? You're such a mean master! i hate you! i hate you! I'm going to my room and never coming out again! that's how much i hate you! Saruman: What a baby... Hmm. Wonder what that Eddie's up to... Mean while in what is left of saruman's private garden... awww. finished. Saruman: Hmm hmm... whoa! what the? Totally man! That's like the whole i'm-not-eco-friendly-but-love-some-shrubbery-in-the-back-for-now kind of look! awsome! ** Later that day Ed: What are you doing on the floor? Were you crying? Why?! Grima: Shutup! Go away! I hate you both! Eddie: geezz. want a hair cut? Looks like you really need one! ********************************************** ************* yeah. i know. verry,very stupid. you can through trinkets at me now. ~Ka~ __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? Last edited by THE Ka; 11-14-2004 at 12:11 AM.

11-12-2004, 10:45 AM	#4
Sapphire_Flame Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The World That Never Was Posts: 1,232	Once more into the strange depths of Stupid Ring... We accomplished our mission, Father. We attacked the Carnies and killed their great beast. None survived to carry word of their fate to the enemy. That's good, son! I'm proud of you. Really? No! Psych! sigh Anyway, that same day the weird stuff started happening. We found two creatures hiding near the site of our ambush. Anborn thought they were squirrels, but when we dragged them out and shook 'em off a little they turned out to be halflings. Gandalf's Eyebrows: [LEAP] Halflings? Are you sure? Yes, we used our Field Guide to Fanciful Creatures... and they met 8 out of the 10 criteria. Apparently they don't give you a pot of gold if you catch them. But I always thought that sounded fake anyway. ... snackle These are so fun. Oh, and if anyone knows of a fangirl/nazgirl picture, please let me know. Abedithon le, ~ Saphy ~ __________________ The Hitchhiking Ghost

11-12-2004, 06:43 PM	#5
Morgul Queen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Dontgonearthe Castle Posts: 414	sighs and jumps bandwagon Odd Narrator: The companions (that's what we're calling them now, right? Oh, it's so confusing! Well, it's the companions meaning Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Gandalf - oh and three horses, Shadowfax, Hasufel, and Arod. Whew . . .) rode on through sunset. Gandalf drove them so hard even Aragorn was stiff and weary when they finally rested Whew! Even I am stiff and weary! They all slept except for Gandalf- Hey! What now? But I'm an elf, elves aren't supposed to need sleep, I certainly didn't before, wasn't there something about resting my mind in the strange paths of elvish dreams even as I walk open-eyed in the light of this world? No, no, it says right here: "Legolas slept with Gimli- WHAT?!!! -beside him." Chill out, dude. Let me see that script- hang on a sec- HEY, that's not what it says, you just put that in there on purpose to make a joke! Yeah, so? It's a parody, what did you expect, continuity? Pshaw. AS I WAS SAYING, Aren't we in this scene too? Will the characters PLEASE stop TALKING to the NARRATOR??!! I can't get anything done with you people! And horses! And talkative inanimate objects! Theyhaltedforafewhours andthenrodeonswiftly underthecoldmoon thatwaswaxing andsinkinginthe cloudywest! Grrrrrr . . . __________________ Athrabeth is still doing the wave for Boromir the Disco-King Oh...and call me Morgy!

11-12-2004, 11:05 PM	#6
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Ah, I see that you are also a fan of www.emotioneric.com! May the Force the with you! -o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o- Gaaaa-aaa-aandalf, I need your help. I want to win Eowyn, but she hates me! Is there a potion or something that you could brew up? You fool! I did not pass through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm. I make fireworks, not potions! Ooh, a magic firework. It sounds delightful! A dark night, cozied up out in a field somewhere... Stop! Stop! Enough, my brain! I will make you this firework, but you have to pay me well. And invite me to your wedding. But don't serve cake with coconut frosting. I hate coconut. Not even a little bit of coconut? Oh, fine. It's a deal. But you have to sit in the back, and no wizardy tricks! And so Gandalf worked and worked on his firework. And after many trials and errors, the finished product was at last at hand. Oh yes Mithrandir baby, you are a genius. Now for it! That's it? It doesn't look very impressive. Oh, don't worry. It will be very effective. BOOOOOM!! What was that noise? Did the stables explode again? Oh Eowyn darling, where shall we go on our honeymoon? Honeymoon? That's a good one! Haha! I'm going to be laughing at that all day... Ohhh, can we go to Valinor, shmookums? Grima turned around very slowly... ??? AIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! -o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o- Haha. Hem. I shall bid you all a very fond goodnight. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door Last edited by Oddwen; 11-12-2004 at 11:12 PM. Reason: I'd like to buy a vowel...again.

11-12-2004, 11:48 PM	#7
Morgul Queen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Dontgonearthe Castle Posts: 414	EmotionEric.com is awesome...and his emotions were perfect for this! __________________ Athrabeth is still doing the wave for Boromir the Disco-King Oh...and call me Morgy!