[Beanamir of Gondor]

Ah, yes, Faramir was good, though. There should always be a cutter on every show.
But you forgot to add the part about Merry being the sexual confused hobbit, who ends up marrying his second cousin Estella. He also has a little bit of trouble getting used to being seperated from chain-smoker cousin Pippin, whom he has been with his entire life, and consequently is thoroughly frightened, confused, and bitter until picked up and hobbit-napped by Dernhelm.