If Lord of the Rings was a soap opera... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Beanamir of Gondor · 11-24-2004, 11:21 AM

Ah, yes, Faramir was good, though. There should always be a cutter on every show.
But you forgot to add the part about Merry being the sexual confused hobbit, who ends up marrying his second cousin Estella. He also has a little bit of trouble getting used to being seperated from chain-smoker cousin Pippin, whom he has been with his entire life, and consequently is thoroughly frightened, confused, and bitter until picked up and hobbit-napped by Dernhelm.

11-24-2004, 11:21 AM	#4
Beanamir of Gondor Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: the Shadow Gallery Posts: 276	Ah, yes, Faramir was good, though. There should always be a cutter on every show. But you forgot to add the part about Merry being the sexual confused hobbit, who ends up marrying his second cousin Estella. He also has a little bit of trouble getting used to being seperated from chain-smoker cousin Pippin, whom he has been with his entire life, and consequently is thoroughly frightened, confused, and bitter until picked up and hobbit-napped by Dernhelm. __________________ The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream."