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Hmm. Sam is doing what I should be doing right now.
C'est la vie! Éowyn knows elvish now, huh Nilpy?
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*Scene: Smeegy/Gollum argument. Again*
Sam: SNXXXXXX.....
SmeaGollum: ...snrrt, wanna ride the...
Sam: SNXXXXXX.....
SG: ...thieves, they stole it from...
Sam: SNXXXXXX.....
SG: ...them. Both of them...
Sam: SNXXXXXX.....
SG: KILLLL! KILLLRAAAAA...oh. Oopses.
Sam: SNXXXXXX.....
G: Quiet! Mustn't wake them!
S: Hobbitses sleeping. They'll never hear us over the Fat, Noisy Hobbit.
Sam: SNXXXXXX.....
S: But they knows...they knows! They suspects...
Sam: SNXXXXXX.....
G: ...my precious, my love? Is Sméagol losing...
Sam: SNXXXXXX.....
S: ...nasty hobbitses! Sméagol wants to see them...
Sam: SNXXXXXX.....
G: ...do it again. It's....
Sam: SNXXXXXX.....
S: ...the precious. We must get...
Sam: SNXXXXXX.....
G: ...patience, my love. First we must...
Sam: SNXXXXXX.....
S: ...lead them to the...
Sam: SNXXXXXX.....
G: ...the stairs. And then?
Sam: SNXXXXXX.....
S: Up, up, up...
Sam: SNXXXXXX.....
S: ...up, up, up, up...
Sam: SNXXXXXX.....
S: ...until we come to...
G: ATunnel!AndWhenTheyGoInThere'sNoComingOut!
Sam: SNXXXXXX.....
G: Excuse us! We're trying to have a conversation here!
Sam: SNXXXXXX.....
S: Ooh, ooh! Shall we go into a detailed discription of all the gory things SHE'll do to the hobbitses? Can we? Can we?
G: Sméagol, you are a stupid...
Sam: SNXXXXXX.....
G: ...donkey. And furthermore, your feet...
Sam: SNXXXXXX.....
G: ...! Take that! Nobody wants to hear about how SHE eats!
Sam: SNXX...xxxxxx...eat? Did someone say eat?
S: No, you take this! *Smeegs throws a rock at Gollum's reflection* Haha!
Sam: You treacharous little toad!
Smeegs: Uh, uh-oh! Don't touch me, or I'll give you warts!
Sam: Ahh! Mr. Frodo!
Fro: Sam! Leave him alone! *Fro tackles Sam and then bodyslams him*
Sam: But I overheard him plotting! I heard it with my own eyes! That's me, ol' Faithful Sam Gamgee, never asleep on the job, I never close an eye!
S: No, you've got that wrong. Faithful ol' Sam never closeses his mouth.
Sam: Why you little...
Fro: SAM! *Fro sits on his head* Behave yourself! He is the only one who can lead us to a highly suspicious entrance into the land of Shadow where we may or may not be violently and gorily consumed by a vicious monster! Can't you see, Sam?
Sam: Mmf, mmm hmm mm!
Fro: I'm not sending him away.
Sam: Mmfmm, hmm HMM! HMM HMM!
Fro: We can't do this by ourselves, Sam. Not without a guide. I need you on my side.
Sam: Fmm mm hmm mmph!
Fro: I know, Sam. I know. Trust me.
S: I may be mistaken, but I think he's trying to say "Get off our headses", master.
Fro: Oh...right. Come on little Smeegly-Weegly, take master's hand, and we'll go for a walk!
*Fro walks away leading a reluctant SmeGollum by the hand. Sam gets up gingerly and rubs his head. As he is lead by him, SG turns and sticks out his tongue at Sam smarmily*
Sam: *does same* Pbllbloppppppbllpppttttt!!
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All-righty then. My JarJarolas post goes here, and the next scene is "Pippin and the Palantir". Dun dun dun!!!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door
Last edited by Oddwen; 11-25-2004 at 11:14 PM.
Reason: I forgot a "B". A highly important "B". You doubt? Try it yourself...
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