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11-25-2004, 11:07 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Hmm. Sam is doing what I should be doing right now.
C'est la vie! Éowyn knows elvish now, huh Nilpy?
-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o- *Scene: Smeegy/Gollum argument. Again* Sam: SNXXXXXX..... SmeaGollum: ...snrrt, wanna ride the... Sam: SNXXXXXX..... SG: ...thieves, they stole it from... Sam: SNXXXXXX..... SG: ...them. Both of them... Sam: SNXXXXXX..... SG: KILLLL! KILLLRAAAAA...oh. Oopses. Sam: SNXXXXXX..... G: Quiet! Mustn't wake them! S: Hobbitses sleeping. They'll never hear us over the Fat, Noisy Hobbit. Sam: SNXXXXXX..... S: But they knows...they knows! They suspects... Sam: SNXXXXXX..... G: ...my precious, my love? Is Sméagol losing... Sam: SNXXXXXX..... S: ...nasty hobbitses! Sméagol wants to see them... Sam: SNXXXXXX..... G: ...do it again. It's.... Sam: SNXXXXXX..... S: ...the precious. We must get... Sam: SNXXXXXX..... G: ...patience, my love. First we must... Sam: SNXXXXXX..... S: ...lead them to the... Sam: SNXXXXXX..... G: ...the stairs. And then? Sam: SNXXXXXX..... S: Up, up, up... Sam: SNXXXXXX..... S: ...up, up, up, up... Sam: SNXXXXXX..... S: ...until we come to... G: ATunnel!AndWhenTheyGoInThere'sNoComingOut! Sam: SNXXXXXX..... G: Excuse us! We're trying to have a conversation here! Sam: SNXXXXXX..... S: Ooh, ooh! Shall we go into a detailed discription of all the gory things SHE'll do to the hobbitses? Can we? Can we? G: Sméagol, you are a stupid... Sam: SNXXXXXX..... G: ...donkey. And furthermore, your feet... Sam: SNXXXXXX..... G: ...! Take that! Nobody wants to hear about how SHE eats! Sam: SNXX...xxxxxx...eat? Did someone say eat? S: No, you take this! *Smeegs throws a rock at Gollum's reflection* Haha! Sam: You treacharous little toad! Smeegs: Uh, uh-oh! Don't touch me, or I'll give you warts! Sam: Ahh! Mr. Frodo! Fro: Sam! Leave him alone! *Fro tackles Sam and then bodyslams him* Sam: But I overheard him plotting! I heard it with my own eyes! That's me, ol' Faithful Sam Gamgee, never asleep on the job, I never close an eye! S: No, you've got that wrong. Faithful ol' Sam never closeses his mouth. Sam: Why you little... Fro: SAM! *Fro sits on his head* Behave yourself! He is the only one who can lead us to a highly suspicious entrance into the land of Shadow where we may or may not be violently and gorily consumed by a vicious monster! Can't you see, Sam? Sam: Mmf, mmm hmm mm! Fro: I'm not sending him away. Sam: Mmfmm, hmm HMM! HMM HMM! Fro: We can't do this by ourselves, Sam. Not without a guide. I need you on my side. Sam: Fmm mm hmm mmph! Fro: I know, Sam. I know. Trust me. S: I may be mistaken, but I think he's trying to say "Get off our headses", master. Fro: Oh...right. Come on little Smeegly-Weegly, take master's hand, and we'll go for a walk! *Fro walks away leading a reluctant SmeGollum by the hand. Sam gets up gingerly and rubs his head. As he is lead by him, SG turns and sticks out his tongue at Sam smarmily* Sam: *does same* Pbllbloppppppbllpppttttt!! -o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o- All-righty then. My JarJarolas post goes here, and the next scene is "Pippin and the Palantir". Dun dun dun!!!
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I listen for returning feet and voices at the door Last edited by Oddwen; 11-25-2004 at 11:14 PM. Reason: I forgot a "B". A highly important "B". You doubt? Try it yourself... |
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