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Originally Posted by alatar
After the W-K says his lines, I would love to hear Gandalf say, "Come get some..."
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I can see the scene now for ROTK:EEE (Extended Extended Version)
*Witch King stares Gandalf down after revealing himself at the gate*
Gandalf: Come get some....
*Cue epic battle music ala Duel of the Fates or that music from the Matrix*
*Witch King holds Flaming Sword O' Doom and BFM (Bif Friggin Mace) in battle stance*
*Gandalf begins whirling staff windmill style until it is just a blur. He then launches off the ground Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon style and comes down on the Witch King with a two handed strike that WK barely deflects*
Witch King: You weak pathetic fool! No man of a woman born can defeat me!
Gandalf: Duh!!! I wasn't born of anything, I a freaking Maiar!!!
Witch King: Oh Sh...
*Gandalf lights WK up with an uber-fireball and swings his staff baseball style launching the Flaming WK through the air where he flies out to the battle field and lands atop Gothmog*
Gimil: That still only counts as two....
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Yeah, I need help!
