So, here's my take:
Gollum: Now that you mention it, the ring isn't that precious...
Frodo: Stupid Bilbo and his stupid stories. Who ever heard of Trolls and Wargs anyway?
Sam: Hay! Nazgul! Over here! There’s a pretty ring for you!
Shelob: Hobbit? Nah, I'm more of an orc person.
Elrond: Give me that ring, I'll do it!
Ted Sandyman: Oh! The pretty flowers! Green grass! I love them so!
Gaffer Gamgee: Well, I'm stumped.
Gandalf: Well, Saurons not all bad...
Tom Bombadill: Who am I? Well I'll tell you...
Balrog: Look! I have Wings!
