Gollum has to take his precious test...
Sir! Sir! I don't understand this question! My precious!
What have I told you about calling me that!?
We didn't mean you! Did we precious? No, no, no...
THAT IT! You are banned from the exam!
WHAT? HOW DARE YOU!
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Its a little brief, but I like the idea of Gollum taking an Exam.