Ian: I'm sorry Gollum, but its time for you to get neutered.
Gollum: NO! New picture quick!
Pippin finds a Marks and Spencer's label on those Lothlorian cloaks
Pippin: Those lazy creeps! They told us they made them themselves!
OR
Pippin: *reading out* "do not use washing machine, may cause Sauron to resurrect" Oh dear...