Just when Frodo thought he had got to the bottom of that staircase, he found there was another set going down for another five miles.
Frodo: I give up!
OR
Frodo watches with interest as two ants fight each other to the death.
[EDIT]
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../TTTFrodo4.jpg
That any better, mormegil?