[Gurthang]

Denethor stares at the strange man that is suddenly sitting on his table.

OR

Pippin: "And so I followed this white rabbit, and he fed me this mushroom, and now even Treebeard's drink won't make me grow!"

OR

Pippin manages to avert his eyes, yet Denethor cannot take his eyes off of the Breakdancing Orcs.

OR

Denethor: "What do you mean Faramir sent me a postcard from Rivendel! I told him to go to Osgiliath!"
Pippin: "He said he followed the directions you gave him perfectly."
Denethor: "Curses! I knew that I was being set up. Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"

OR

Pippin *thinking*: "He should have gotten the Catfish." *shakes head*