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Old 08-29-2005, 09:48 PM   #1
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Denethor stares at the strange man that is suddenly sitting on his table.

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Pippin: "And so I followed this white rabbit, and he fed me this mushroom, and now even Treebeard's drink won't make me grow!"

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Pippin manages to avert his eyes, yet Denethor cannot take his eyes off of the Breakdancing Orcs.

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Denethor: "What do you mean Faramir sent me a postcard from Rivendel! I told him to go to Osgiliath!"
Pippin: "He said he followed the directions you gave him perfectly."
Denethor: "Curses! I knew that I was being set up. Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"

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Pippin *thinking*: "He should have gotten the Catfish." *shakes head*
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Old 08-29-2005, 09:56 PM   #2
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Denethor: Just so that you are aware Master Hobbit, the pouty puppy-dog-look does not sway me. I've been living with it from my son for decades.
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Old 08-30-2005, 01:33 AM   #3
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Denethor soon discovers that along with wide cultural differences, pippin added alittle too much leaf 'spice' to the tomatoes, in a hope it would liven the old lord up a bit... What he got was a flameful response...


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Old 08-30-2005, 03:10 AM   #4
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Pippin: Would sir like a wahfeyr thin mint?
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Old 08-30-2005, 03:49 AM   #5
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1420! Dinnertime interruptions.

Denethor: Not now, that wine glass is checking me out.

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Denethor: No, I don't buy Hobbit Scout cookies! Now git!

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Denethor: What do you mean you don't accept MallornCard?
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Old 08-30-2005, 04:16 AM   #6
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Pippin was so hungry he began to think Denathor looked remarkably sandwich-like.

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Pippin: You're going to need stronger knives and forks if you’re going to eat through the table.
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Old 08-30-2005, 05:30 AM   #7
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Pippin was not very impressed with the belch Denethor had just produced, especially given the amount he had just eaten.

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Pippin: It's Gandalf my lord! Turn your eyes away . . . Oh, too late.
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