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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Denethor stares at the strange man that is suddenly sitting on his table.
OR Pippin: "And so I followed this white rabbit, and he fed me this mushroom, and now even Treebeard's drink won't make me grow!" OR Pippin manages to avert his eyes, yet Denethor cannot take his eyes off of the Breakdancing Orcs. OR Denethor: "What do you mean Faramir sent me a postcard from Rivendel! I told him to go to Osgiliath!" Pippin: "He said he followed the directions you gave him perfectly." Denethor: "Curses! I knew that I was being set up. Ohh! I hate MapQuest!" OR Pippin *thinking*: "He should have gotten the Catfish." *shakes head*
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Denethor: Just so that you are aware Master Hobbit, the pouty puppy-dog-look does not sway me. I've been living with it from my son for decades.
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Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken? |
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Denethor soon discovers that along with wide cultural differences, pippin added alittle too much leaf 'spice' to the tomatoes, in a hope it would liven the old lord up a bit... What he got was a flameful response...
~ Aesthete
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Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? |
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
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Pippin: Would sir like a wahfeyr thin mint?
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Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind! |
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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Denethor: Not now, that wine glass is checking me out.
or Denethor: No, I don't buy Hobbit Scout cookies! Now git! or Denethor: What do you mean you don't accept MallornCard?
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Pippin was so hungry he began to think Denathor looked remarkably sandwich-like.
OR Pippin: You're going to need stronger knives and forks if you’re going to eat through the table.
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Everlasting Whiteness
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Pippin was not very impressed with the belch Denethor had just produced, especially given the amount he had just eaten.
OR Pippin: It's Gandalf my lord! Turn your eyes away . . . Oh, too late.
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“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” Last edited by Kath; 08-30-2005 at 06:22 AM. |
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