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Gurthang · 08-29-2005, 09:48 PM

Denethor stares at the strange man that is suddenly sitting on his table.

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Pippin: "And so I followed this white rabbit, and he fed me this mushroom, and now even Treebeard's drink won't make me grow!"

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Pippin manages to avert his eyes, yet Denethor cannot take his eyes off of the Breakdancing Orcs.

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Denethor: "What do you mean Faramir sent me a postcard from Rivendel! I told him to go to Osgiliath!"
Pippin: "He said he followed the directions you gave him perfectly."
Denethor: "Curses! I knew that I was being set up. Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"

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Pippin *thinking*: "He should have gotten the Catfish." *shakes head*

Ainaserkewen · 08-29-2005, 09:56 PM

Denethor: Just so that you are aware Master Hobbit, the pouty puppy-dog-look does not sway me. I've been living with it from my son for decades.

THE Ka · 08-30-2005, 01:33 AM

Denethor soon discovers that along with wide cultural differences, pippin added alittle too much leaf 'spice' to the tomatoes, in a hope it would liven the old lord up a bit... What he got was a flameful response...

~ Aesthete

**The Saucepan Man** · 08-30-2005, 03:10 AM

Pippin: Would sir like a wahfeyr thin mint?

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-30-2005, 03:49 AM

Denethor: Not now, that wine glass is checking me out.

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Denethor: No, I don't buy Hobbit Scout cookies! Now git!

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Denethor: What do you mean you don't accept MallornCard?

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-30-2005, 04:16 AM

Pippin was so hungry he began to think Denathor looked remarkably sandwich-like.

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Pippin: You're going to need stronger knives and forks if you’re going to eat through the table.

Kath · 08-30-2005, 05:30 AM

Pippin was not very impressed with the belch Denethor had just produced, especially given the amount he had just eaten.

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Pippin: It's Gandalf my lord! Turn your eyes away . . . Oh, too late.

08-29-2005, 09:48 PM	#1
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Denethor stares at the strange man that is suddenly sitting on his table. OR Pippin: "And so I followed this white rabbit, and he fed me this mushroom, and now even Treebeard's drink won't make me grow!" OR Pippin manages to avert his eyes, yet Denethor cannot take his eyes off of the Breakdancing Orcs. OR Denethor: "What do you mean Faramir sent me a postcard from Rivendel! I told him to go to Osgiliath!" Pippin: "He said he followed the directions you gave him perfectly." Denethor: "Curses! I knew that I was being set up. Ohh! I hate MapQuest!" OR Pippin thinking: "He should have gotten the Catfish." shakes head __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-29-2005, 09:56 PM	#2
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	Denethor: Just so that you are aware Master Hobbit, the pouty puppy-dog-look does not sway me. I've been living with it from my son for decades. __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

08-30-2005, 01:33 AM	#3
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Denethor soon discovers that along with wide cultural differences, pippin added alittle too much leaf 'spice' to the tomatoes, in a hope it would liven the old lord up a bit... What he got was a flameful response... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

08-30-2005, 03:10 AM	#4
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Pippin: Would sir like a wahfeyr thin mint? __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

08-30-2005, 03:49 AM	#5
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Dinnertime interruptions. Denethor: Not now, that wine glass is checking me out. or Denethor: No, I don't buy Hobbit Scout cookies! Now git! or Denethor: What do you mean you don't accept MallornCard? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

08-30-2005, 04:16 AM	#6
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Pippin was so hungry he began to think Denathor looked remarkably sandwich-like. OR Pippin: You're going to need stronger knives and forks if you’re going to eat through the table. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-30-2005, 05:30 AM	#7
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Pippin was not very impressed with the belch Denethor had just produced, especially given the amount he had just eaten. OR Pippin: It's Gandalf my lord! Turn your eyes away . . . Oh, too late. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” Last edited by Kath; 08-30-2005 at 06:22 AM.