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Hookbill the Goomba · 09-18-2005, 09:36 AM

Legolas: Ai! A new picture!

Gandalf reads the Gondor Newspaper Headlines

“Roasted Steward Swallows Orc”

Or

“Toad-faced Child Eaten By Nervous Gran”

Or

“’I’m Proud To Be black’ Claims Confused Orc activist”

Or

“’No More Dinner’ Requests Swollen Hobbit”

Or

“Balrog Deflates After Unexpected Piercing”

Or

“Unlikely Duo Become Best Friends After Owl Trauma”

Or

“Swollen Hobbit: ‘I’ve Had Enough’”

Or

”’Dalek-esque Torturer Felt My face With Prong’ claims Frodo after night of pipe weed.”

09-18-2005, 09:36 AM	#7365
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Legolas: Ai! A new picture! Gandalf reads the Gondor Newspaper Headlines “Roasted Steward Swallows Orc” Or “Toad-faced Child Eaten By Nervous Gran” Or “’I’m Proud To Be black’ Claims Confused Orc activist” Or “’No More Dinner’ Requests Swollen Hobbit” Or “Balrog Deflates After Unexpected Piercing” Or “Unlikely Duo Become Best Friends After Owl Trauma” Or “Swollen Hobbit: ‘I’ve Had Enough’” Or ”’Dalek-esque Torturer Felt My face With Prong’ claims Frodo after night of pipe weed.” __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...