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Hookbill the Goomba · 09-18-2005, 01:03 PM

Gandalf's tax-returns.

Gandalf *reading*: "Did your none-returnable outgoings for the first half of the year exceed your payment for quarterly V.A.T?" WHAT? What does that mean? "If you live in a council flat, by a river but are not... blind!" WHAT? This makes no sense!

OR

Gandalf receives a notification of lynching.
"Dear Gandalf, we, the villagers, regret to inform you that you will be lynched tomorrow morning. Sorry if you're not a wolf. Love, the villagers."

OR yet!

Gandalf: How did they get these pictures of me uncloaked?

Everyone else: *cough* yeah, it’s a mystery.

09-18-2005, 01:03 PM	#7382
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf's tax-returns. Gandalf reading: "Did your none-returnable outgoings for the first half of the year exceed your payment for quarterly V.A.T?" WHAT? What does that mean? "If you live in a council flat, by a river but are not... blind!" WHAT? This makes no sense! OR Gandalf receives a notification of lynching. "Dear Gandalf, we, the villagers, regret to inform you that you will be lynched tomorrow morning. Sorry if you're not a wolf. Love, the villagers." OR yet! Gandalf: How did they get these pictures of me uncloaked? Everyone else: cough yeah, it’s a mystery. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 09-18-2005 at 01:07 PM.