Elrond again tries not to laugh as he hears Sauron lament that someone swapped the labels on the shaving foam with the deodorant spray.
OR
Elrond: Look, Frodo, its simple! Are you listening to me? Oh for Valinor's sake, if you want something doing, do it yourself. Give me that Ring... Oh now you can get up and run after me... erm... you can slow down now...