[Gurthang]

Elrond looks over his completed collection of Middle-Earth Table excessories; including the Gandalf Pepper Mill, matching Merry and Pippin Salt and Pepper Shakers, and the very rare Bill the Pony Sugar Bowl.

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Elrond: "Aragorn, as your father-in-law to be, I would advise that you get a toupee(sp). That forehead is really getting high."

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An odd troop of carolers are going to sing to Elrond.

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Elrond: "Well, I don't care what the map says; this is Rivendell, not Rohan. The directions are wrong."
Boromir: "Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"